" I Hereby Irrevocably Rule that the United Kingdom has Absolutely No Business (Whatsoever) in any Syrian Invasion ; of Any Manner , Shape , Calling , Ideology or Form.
To This Effect , I am Personally in the Process of Comprehensively Sabotaging ALL ATTEMPTS (OF ANY KIND) to Foolishly Involve Our Great British Nation in any Shameless (US-Backed) Military Junta (of Any Type) ; which ruthlessly aims to Unlawfully Topple the Duly Elected Syrian Government.
Syria is Perfectly Capable of Sorting Out it's Very Own Problems . . . "